Have you been kissed by a black goat?

 Have you been kissed by a black goat?

Dr Abe V Rotor

Rather, has a black goat tasted you? Carlo at home, San Vicente, Ilocos Sur

The goat eats everything - almost:

     leaf or skin, fabric or paper; 

by gene and birth, unscrupulous 

     this creature eats anything - almost. 

And it tastes everything, too - almost:

     the sweetest, bitterest, saltiest,

intoxicating, lapping to the end, 

     until it topples dead - almost.

And if it has kissed and bitten you - almost,

     you must be vegetarian, carnivore,

cuisine lover combined; this creature

     sees you a friend perfect - almost. ~

Note; Carlo's favorite ringtone is a goat's crispy call.