The Lighter Side of Married Life

The Lighter Side of Married Life

                                   Researched by Dr Abe V Rotor

What’s the secret to a happy marriage? Find a woman who can cook and clean. A woman who’s an animal in bed. A woman with lots of money. Make sure these three women never meet.

What’s the difference between “incomplete” and “finished”? A man without a wife feels incomplete. Once married, he’s finished.

I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.

What do wives and hurricanes have in common? On arrival, they’re wet and wild. When they leave, they take the house and car with them. ~

Acknowledgement: Quotes and  cartoon from Internet